Sunday, December 28, 2008

Some humor, Google's translation from Chinese to English

So, here is how Google reads the talkLock FAQ Chinese version:

talkLock 项目页 talkLock project page

或者,外籍人吃了我的扼要() Or, foreigners eat my brief ()

项目 Item Screenshots Screenshots 工作 Job 博客 Blog

English version English version 汉语版本 Chinese Version

talkLock FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions - 常见问题) talkLock FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions - Frequently Asked Questions)

我为本文的汉语版本的质量差道歉。 I am for this article poor quality of Chinese version of an apology. 我使用一个自动化的工具从英语转换。 I use an automated tool for conversion from the English. 我不读也不写中文。 I do not read nor write Chinese. .我只被问关于talkLock的一个问题,但是我认为它是明显相当常常地回答的乐趣先发制人问题我也许在将来某天被问和。 . I only asked a question on talkLock, but I think it is obviously quite often to answer the question of the fun of pre-emptive one day I might be asked in the future and.

您为什么认为它是写的乐趣FAQ? Why do you think it is fun to write the FAQ?

如果您研究流动Java节目,您会了解。 If you study on the mobile Java programs, you will understand. 我常常地要求分心和从工作的长的休息talkLock,五个或六个星期。 I often ask a distraction from the work of a long rest talkLock, five or six weeks. 我不可能负担工作talkLock今晚,作为I' m如此喜欢与我做几几天前的进展。 I can not afford talkLock work tonight, as I 'm so like me to do a few days ago with the progress. 因此I' 做此的m。 So I 'so here m. Whee! Whee!

那一个问题您被问怎么样? That question was asked how you like?

I被要求什么平台我曾经写和开发talkLock。 I was asked to what I have to write a platform and development talkLock. 这能是一个长的故事,但是I' ll使短通过说我使用与流动性组装的NetBeans。 This is a long story, but I 'll say that I am so short, through the use of assembly and the mobility of the NetBeans. 如果您能跑Netbeans和创造一个新的流动性项目,则大概所有设置您晃动talkLock样式。 If you run Netbeans and create a new mobile project, then probably all of the settings you shaking talkLock style.

什么是talkLock? What is talkLock?

talkLock是打算治疗人认为的一个社会学实验它是整洁的写在他们的手机跑的节目。 talkLock is intended for the treatment of humans as a sociological experiment that it is clean and write in their mobile phones to run programs. 毕业生可以然后连同他们的生活,安全,以他们为条件不,想要做那。 Graduates can then, together with their lives, security, on condition that they do not want to do that. 留下仍然相信的伙计的节目他们想要研究在手机跑然后被投入在观察之下由科学家在我们选择的设施的节目,将被服从到进一步社会学实验。 Continues to believe that the boy left the program they want to study the cell phone and then ran into the observation by scientists in our choice of facilities, programs, will be subject to further sociological experiment.

什么。 什么.

呀,好, talkLock真正地是在手机跑的节目。 Yes, well, talkLock truly run in the cell phone program. 它是未完成作品,但是想法是它将允许任何人在他们的电话的跑的talkLock有与另一人连续talkLock的一次被加密的交谈在他们的手机。 It is the unfinished work, but the idea is that it will allow anyone in their phones running talkLock another person with a straight talkLock to be encrypted in their phone conversation. 想法是伙计能有交谈,不用电子被窃听。 Idea is to have a chat buddy, do not e-tapped. 它当前取决于服务器组分,一个简单的php剧本,作为一mediary在二个电话之间. It now depends on the server component, a simple php script, as a mediary between the two phones.

如果他们的交谈被窃听,人们为什么会关心? If their conversations were tapped, why people care about?

我知道it' 不非常现代的s做价值判断或发表宣示声明,但是我的父母教我那it' 听的s错误people' 没有他们知道的s交谈。 I know it 'not very modern s do value judgments or published a statement declaring, but my parents taught me that it' to listen to the s wrong people 'do not they know s conversation. 也有曾经是普遍的在美国称私密权的另一个老想法。 There was a general right to privacy in the United States, said another old idea. 我真正地不是原教旨主义者,和密码技术总是一个辩论的主题。 I really was not fundamentalists, and cryptographic techniques is always a subject of debate. 某些人民关心,某些人民不。 Some people care about, some people do not. 点是那伙计应该能选择有一次私人会谈,如果他们要对和I' 设法的m帮助与那。 Point is that guys should be able to choose a private talks, if they want to and I 'trying to help and that the m.

伪善言辞坏人民使用此秘密地谈论坏材料? Hypocritical rhetoric bad people use this secret materials about the bad?

这是关于私有化的大辩论隐藏,并且它很多在20世纪90年代初被谈论了。 This is the great debate on the privatization of hide, and it a lot in the 20th century, the early 90s was discussed. 它仍然继续,但是基本上灵魔是在瓶外面。 It is still continuing, but basically the devil is in the bottles of spirits outside. 在伙计享受个人自由的社会,他们自由选择做好事或坏事。 Guys enjoy the freedom of the individual in society, they freely choose to do good or bad thing. 那几乎是与自由的成交。 It is almost closing and freedom. 大家必须与他们的行动的后果居住。 We must be consistent with the consequences of their actions live.

您为什么给talkLock ? Why did you give talkLock?

电话它仁爱一种任意行为。 Call it an arbitrary act of caring. 我喜欢做事和分享与其他人民。 I like doing things and sharing with other people. 给了得我很多,并且我设法退回厚待。 Amazing to me a lot, and I try to return the favor. GNU项目有许多了不起的节目可利用对原始代码,例如Java和操作系统的Linux,伙计给了世界其他地方。 GNU project has many great programs can make use of the original code, such as Java and operating system Linux, a waiter to other parts of the world. 我为为大多他们的节目使用的talkLock使用同一个执照,称GPL的执照, GNU公众执照。 I was for most of their programs talkLock used to use the same license, said the GPL license, GNU public license. 执照的拷贝是分布与talkLock来源。 Licensed copy is the source of distribution and talkLock. 您能闻悉GNU哲学在网。 Can you hear reports that the fainthearted GNU philosophy in the network.

因此我做什么与这种材料? So I do with this material?

谢谢为注册在我们的社会学实验和欢迎! 最初要做的最容易和多数乐趣事大概是指向在您的电话的浏览器http://marmot.dudeabides.net/talkLock/talkLock.jad和安装talkLock。 Thank you for the registration of sociology in our experiments and welcome! Initially to do the easiest and most fun thing is probably the point in your phone's browser http://marmot.dudeabides.net/talkLock/talkLock.jad and install talkLock . 戏耍与它。 Tease with it. 如果您想要尝试一些发展,安装与流动性组装的Netbeans从在计算机上的http://www.netbeans.org。 If you'd like to try some of the development, installation and assembly of Netbeans mobility on the computer from http://www.netbeans.org. 有在的一个讲解开始的流动性项目Netbeans站点。 Explain in the beginning of a mobility project Netbeans site. 您必须命名它" talkLock" ,因为Java对项目名字、程序名、文件名字和事关心。 You must rename it "talkLock", because the Java project name, program name, file name and a matter of concern. 然后下载talkLock.png和talkLock.java从土拨鼠归档,并且复制他们入您NetBeansProjects/talkLock/src目录。 And then download talkLock.java from the woodchuck talkLock.png and archiving, and copy them into your NetBeansProjects / talkLock / src directory. 景气! 您是准备开始编辑talkLock原始代码,做修造,和测试在仿真器。 Boom! You are ready to begin editing talkLock the original code, so built, and tested in the simulator. 您能从也得到一切Sourceforge在tarball的下载区域,但是最新的材料打开土拨鼠。 You can also get all the Sourceforge download the tarball region, but the latest material to open woodchuck.

有没有任何更好的指示? Is there any better instructions?

抱歉,不。 Sorry, no. 在我考虑文字文献时候,我考虑事实talkLock没有基本的功能,并且做有些编制程序。 I consider the text in the literature, I consider the fact that there is no basic talkLock function, and do some programming. 一旦我有1.0,我将尝试充实docco. Once I have a 1.0, I will try to enrich docco.

好弄乱在我的电话的这件事的Im。 Well were in a complete mess in my phone this matter Im. 它是否做任何? Does it do anything?

talkLock是真实地前阿尔法,因此您也许必须尝试某些选择和看发生了什么。 talkLock is true to the former Alpha, so you may need to try some options and see what happened. 这尝试的有些事在这常见问题解答之时文字: 如果您选择" 记录test" 您的电话应该记录一些音频和玩它后面。 This attempt of some things in this FAQ when the text: If you choose to "record test" your phone to record some audio and play it back. 哪修造您尝试和cpu的速度在您的电话的也许变化它录音的长度,通常少于10 秒钟。 Which build you try and cpu speed in your phone may change the length of its recording, usually less than 10 seconds. 如果这运作,则talkLock在您大概将运作当它击中版本1.0,打电话。 If this operation, then you probably will talkLock operation when it hit version 1.0, call. 如果那运作,尝试" 测试whatever"。 If that operation to try to "test whatever". 那将送您刚刚听说对土拨鼠的音频服务器。 That would give you just heard on the audio server woodchuck. 当那做时,尝试" 得到audio" 和您的电话应该下载从土拨鼠的音频,并且玩它。 When it so, try to "get audio" and your phone should download the audio from the woodchuck, and play it. 在之时写,这不运作。 At the time of writing, this does not operate. 音频得到fubared 当它得到http被张贴对服务器。 Fubared audio to be received when it was posted on the http server. **更新10/10/08 **这是没有长期配齐, " 得到audio" 现在工作。 ** Update ** 10/10/08 This is no long-term fully, "get audio" work now. **更新11/05/08 **无这再是真实的。 ** Update ** 11/05/08 without this no longer be true. 检查发行说明在下载区域在Sourceforge射出页,或者我的博客,更新的。 Check the release notes in the region in the Sourceforge download page injection, or my blog, updated.

Hmm,我跑了talkLock,并且我的电话不再现在做声音。 Hmm, I ran talkLock, and now my phone is no longer doing the voice. WTF ? WTF? ! !

呀,这发生。 Yes, this happened. talkLock实验室引起了很多鸭脚板婴孩。 Laboratory talkLock attracted a lot of baby duck feet. 这实际上归结于在不同的电话的儿童车MMAPI 2.0实施。 This is actually attributed to the telephone in different cars children MMAPI 2.0 implementation. 尝试温暖的孕穗或冷的孕穗您的电话或者带电池出去和放回它和运行一个不同的节目除talkLock之外确定音频是愉快的在您的电话。 Try booting warm or cold booting your phone or with the battery out and back into it and running a different program in addition to determine the audio is beyond talkLock happy in your phone. 欢迎到未来的世界。 Welcome to the future world.

我跑了talkLock,并且现在我的女儿怀孕,并且金钱是缺掉的在我的内衣抽屉外面。 I ran talkLock, and my daughter is now pregnant, and the money was missing in my underwear drawer outside.

*耸肩*. * Shrug *.

您测试什么电话talkLock ? What you test telephone talkLock?

主要黑莓珍珠9130。 The main BlackBerry Pearl 9130. 我们有时尝试它在LG CU-500,有在做它工作的音频处理的代码的有些文丐在两个,但是那大概将需要很多工作在许多其他电话运作… Sometimes we try it in the LG CU-500, so it works in the audio processing code, some of the text beggar in two, but that probably will need a lot of work to operate in many other phone ...

什么是当前状态? What is the current status?

观看在Sourceforge页的新闻区域,或者我的博客或者给我发电子邮件。 Views Sourceforge page news in the region, or my blog or send an e-mail to me.

我在我的个人计算机编写了talkLock。 I am in my personal computer to prepare a talkLock. 我现在做什么? I now do?

投入在网络服务器的talkLock.jad和talkLock.jar文件,和指向在您的电话的浏览器.jad文件,并且它将安装,如果您有J2ME,否则流动Java,电话。 Investment in the network server talkLock.jad and talkLock.jar documents, and the point in your phone's browser. Jad files and install it, if you have J2ME, otherwise the flow of Java, Tel. 如果您不安排一台网络服务器得到ahold我,并且不适在您的土拨鼠上把它放。 If you do not arrange a network server, I get ahold, and does not apply in your woodchuck on its release. 或者提供您帐目:) Or provide your accounts:)

我跑talkLock在阳光下或Netbeans仿真器或者MPowerPlayer仿真器。 I ran talkLock in the sun or Netbeans simulator or emulator MPowerPlayer. 它非常不做。 It is not.

两者都不仿真器实施了MMAPI 2.0,是流动Java的部分让您记录音频。 Neither emulator implemented MMAPI 2.0, is part of the mobile Java allows you to record audio. 仿真器不做在我的机器的网络材料。 Emulator not in my machine's network materials. 他们为GUI发展虽则是得心应手的。 GUI development even though they are handy.

因此您是否怎么然后测试? So how then you test?

编辑编码在Netbeans,然后使用" Deploy" 特点。 Edit code in Netbeans, then use the "Deploy" characteristics. 这编写修造和scps它对您的与一点击的网络服务器。 This is the preparation of its scps build and with a click on your web server. 然后我把我的电话指向在网络服务器的.jad,下载并且安装,电话重新起动、然后奔跑talkLock和尝试材料。 Then I put my phone point in the network server. Jad, download and install, phone re-start, and then try to run talkLock and materials. 它慢修造测试调试周期,但是它唯一的方式做它。 It slowly built test debug cycles, but it is the only way to do it.

您怎么心理上应付此? How do you deal with the psychological?

与变化的成功。 And changes of success. 许多饮食焦炭、咖啡和Marlboro光被消耗援助此。 Many diet coke, coffee and Marlboro Light consumed this assistance. 骑自行车或射击枪似乎也是帮助。 Riding a bike or shooting guns also seems to help. 我推荐毕业从做所有流动Java编程的精神疗法*before*. I recommend doing graduation from all mobile Java programming psychotherapy * before *.

您是否有任何人的支持结构? Do you have any support structure?

是,它必要。 Is that it is necessary. 我的女朋友总是令人鼓舞并且谈话我在下,如果必要。 My girlfriend is always encouraging and I talk the next, if necessary. 我也有一位宗师。 I also have a master. 这是什么都不知道关于流动Java代码的人,但是,能看我的代码和说, " 噢,花花公子,… " 并且它运作。 This is nothing to know more about mobile Java code, but can look at my code and said, "Oh, Playboy, ..." and its operation.

更多告诉我关于这位宗师。 Tell me more about this great master.

宗师使我动摇许多次,空的岗位问题最病。 Master makes me shaken many times, the empty posts the most disease. talkLock顺利地被张贴对我的网形式,但是岗位总是0字节。 smooth talkLock was posted on my network forms, but the job is always 0 bytes. 当我从个人计算机浏览器张贴了,它总是运作。 When I put up a personal computer browser, and it is always functioning. 因此宗师劫掠了二个岗位的嗅,并且改变了浏览器倒栽跳水。 Therefore master looting the two olfactory posts and changing the browser header. 我试验此6个星期,但是它未曾发生给我随声附和嗅到telnet加速查明故障。 I test this six weeks, but it never occurred to me smell echo telnet failure to speed up the identification. 他开始随声附和他们到telnet端起80在我的网络服务器,科学地做调节变化,直到他发现了打破岗位的倒栽跳水设置。 He began to echo them to telnet Bao 80 in my web server, scientific regulation of changes to do until he found a broken header set up positions. echod对telnet的talkLock嗅岗位与那变动,和voila, talkLock张贴了Base64编码音频数据对网络服务器。 echod of the talkLock olfactory telnet positions with the changes, and voila, talkLock posted Base64 encoded audio data on the network server.

声音技术。 Sound technology. 因此,当我跑talkLock时,和选择" 显示录音size" 选择,我得到说的屏幕, " 有一例外… " 和在中部它显示录音的字节大小。 So when I run when talkLock, and selecting "Show recording size" options, I get that screen, "with one exception ..." and it shows in the central recording of byte size.

它是不真正地例外。 It is not really an exception. 在流动Java,它容易投入某事在屏幕几秒钟通过使用戒备()。 In mobile Java, it is easy to put something on the screen a few seconds through the use of alert (). 我写戒备()给我调试信息,当代码击中了例外。 I write alert () debugging information to me, when the code hit the exception. 我发现很得心应手我做了它一个方法,以便I 能倾销某事到屏幕真正快使用ExceptionAlert (" 我想要对print"的文本;) 电话。 I found very handy, I do it one way, so I can be dumping something into the use of screen real fast ExceptionAlert ( "I'd like to print" the text;) Tel. 它在它自己的螺纹甚而跑,以便" System" 叶子它在读的太久屏幕。 It has its own thread and even run in order to "System" in the time it leaves the screen for too long.

什么是" System" ? What is the "System"?

在流动Java,您的节目不是独立计画,它MIDlet。 In mobile Java, your program is not an independent program, it MIDlet. 您的节目可能只做什么它的继承作为MIDlet让它。 Your program may be just what it inherited it as a MIDlet. 因为MIDlets是,这为象处理的事件的事是整洁的几乎强迫是事件驱动和事件处理是免费。 Because MIDlets is that this is like dealing with the incident is almost forced to clean is event-driven and event handling is free. 但是您经常也被迫使移动处理器密集的工作在您的主要节目圈外面和到分开的螺纹里。 But you often are forced to make mobile processor-intensive work in your circle outside the main program and to separate thread Lane. 如果您不要做此, " System" 将痛殴在您的主循环采取许多个时间或cpu的工作。 If you do not want to do this, "System" will be severely beaten in your primary cycle to take many months of work time or cpu. 它必须和有关任务开关, IBM纸的尝试Googling在MIDlet生命周期。 And the tasks it must switch, IBM paper try Googling the MIDlet life cycle.

什么做" 摧毁Gremlins" ? What do "destroy the Gremlins"?

如果您必须使用那个选择,您将知道。 If you must use that option, you will know. 对于BBEdit用户,它不做什么您认为. For BBEdit users, it is not what you think.

在哪里圈main()? Where lap main ()?
呀, I 知道,正确? Yes, I know, right? 这和MIDlet生命周期事有关。 MIDlet life cycle of this and related matters. 如果您定义了实施可追捕的类,则做强化中央处理的奔跑()方法充塞,并且定义一个被放弃的()方法或相似,您能搬入您的大工作一条新的螺纹。 If you can hunt for the implementation of the definition of the class, you do to strengthen the central processing run () method peppered, and the definition of an abandoned () method or similar, you can move to your great work of a new thread. 这让您然后开始有一会儿的事()或某一种类主循环和您的MIDlet可能通过叫YourRunnableClass.quit杀害它()。 This gives you a moment and then began to do () or a type of the main circle and your MIDlet might YourRunnableClass.quit called the killing of it (). 它的病残,我知道。 Its invalidity, I know that. 把戏是,您的MIDlet修建实例化您的类,然后修建一条新的螺纹并且哺养您可追捕的类对它。 The trick is that you build the MIDlet instantiate your class, and then build a new thread and feed you can hunt for its class. 象什么? Like what? 象这样: 螺纹MyMainThread =新螺纹(MyRunnableClassInstantiation); 检查我的博客或来源,他们也许帮助。 Like this: Thread MyMainThread = new Thread (MyRunnableClassInstantiation); check my blog or the source, they may help. 需要我大约与MIDlets推测那一个的10个月拧紧。 MIDlets need me to speculate about with one of the 10 months of tightening.

什么做" 大红色Button" 选择? What to do "Big Red Button" choice?

不要按大红色按钮。 Not by big red button.

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